Famous sayings:
"I will beat you like the red-headed stepchild you are."
"If you do not stop interrupting class, I will shove this pencil up your nose."
"Romeo was staring at Juliet like Chester the molestor."
Famous for:
Throwing teachers' guides at students' heads when they disrupted class by sharpening pencils.
Wearing pants so tight, they left people wondering how he could still walk.
Name: Mr. Gilford*
Famous for:
Wall of Shame (This is basically a wall where he put up all the stupid things his students said.)
Example:
- How do you spell VCR?
- Is a car like a carriage with wheels?
- I am not eating any dairy products, including meat. (said by a faculty member)
Giving out candy
Spraying kids with Super Soakers in class. (Yes, he had more than one)
Weird bonus questions
Example
Q: What is definition elope, antelope, and cantaloupe?
A: Elope= to run away; Antelope= an ant who elopes; cantaloupe= someone who can't elope
Name: Mr.Benzford*
Famous for:
Sitting you next to the people you hate the most and then laughing at your pain.
Writing like a retarded first grader
Letting the girls win almost every jeopardy game (Each question was supposed to be the same amount of points)
Example of scoreboard:
Team Girls | Team Boys |
+ 500 | -10,000 |
+40,000,000 | + 1 |
-3 | -2,000,000,000,000 |
*Disclaimer: The names have been changed to protect our health and safety as they might see this and try to kill us. (Oh yeah, and to protect their identities.)
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